This is the home page of Ethan Stanislawski. He does stand up and sketch comedy. He pays the bills with freelance web marketing. He is a good person.

 

“Youth Is wasted on the young.”

“I’d go further, I’d say life is wasted on…people.”

(Source: youtube.com)

You ever have one of those nights where one song makes things perfect?

(Source: Spotify)

Married couples have more sex than either dating couples or co-habitating couples, other research has shown. When sex therapists talk about a nonsexual marriage, they mean a couple having sex fewer than 10 times a year, Dr. McCarthy says.

Sorry, last 30 years of stand-up comedy [WSJ]

I guess I’m Jerry now. After work, I’ll head home, straight to my boring house, kiss my wife, and have a home cooked meal with my three beautiful daughters…what a miserable life.

What I wouldn’t give to be Jerry these days. [Parks and Rec]

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Best appreciated when you listen to it once a year, on Memorial Day.


Adult actress and exotic dancer Janine Lindemulder posed for the cover, suggestively donning a blue glove and affecting an expression which ignited the imagination of many a teenage Blink 182 fan. But 1999 was some time ago, and time, as they say, changes everything.
Lindemulder was famously married to Jesse James (yep, that one). The two were engaged in a bitter custody battle over their daughter, Sunny. The 2011 arrest was just one incident in a long line of legal troubles for the actress, who went to prison for tax issues and was accused (by James) of domestic abuse.

What’s my age again? I think we finally have an answer.

Adult actress and exotic dancer Janine Lindemulder posed for the cover, suggestively donning a blue glove and affecting an expression which ignited the imagination of many a teenage Blink 182 fan. But 1999 was some time ago, and time, as they say, changes everything.

Lindemulder was famously married to Jesse James (yep, that one). The two were engaged in a bitter custody battle over their daughter, Sunny. The 2011 arrest was just one incident in a long line of legal troubles for the actress, who went to prison for tax issues and was accused (by James) of domestic abuse.

What’s my age again? I think we finally have an answer.

For me it’s just about laughs. I haven’t made a point in 24 years.

Ron White, when asked about his audience’s political views. [Green Room]

jackiekashian:

Marc Maron said a really cool thing in Rolling Stone. This is a scan from Peter D’Amore (from fb), as I do not receive RS. I KNOW… shocking that I get all my musical knowlege so organically I don’t need to get RS. Also cool he likes Bargatze… we spent 14days in Iraq together on that stand up tour a couple years ago. He IS great.

jackiekashian:

Marc Maron said a really cool thing in Rolling Stone. This is a scan from Peter D’Amore (from fb), as I do not receive RS. I KNOW… shocking that I get all my musical knowlege so organically I don’t need to get RS. Also cool he likes Bargatze… we spent 14days in Iraq together on that stand up tour a couple years ago. He IS great.