This is the home page of Ethan Stanislawski. He does stand up and sketch comedy. He pays the bills with freelance web marketing. He is a good person.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Adult actress and exotic dancer Janine Lindemulder posed for the cover, suggestively donning a blue glove and affecting an expression which ignited the imagination of many a teenage Blink 182 fan. But 1999 was some time ago, and time, as they say, changes everything.
Lindemulder was famously married to Jesse James (yep, that one). The two were engaged in a bitter custody battle over their daughter, Sunny. The 2011 arrest was just one incident in a long line of legal troubles for the actress, who went to prison for tax issues and was accused (by James) of domestic abuse.
What’s my age again? I think we finally have an answer.
Ron White, when asked about his audience’s political views. [Green Room]
Marc Maron said a really cool thing in Rolling Stone. This is a scan from Peter D’Amore (from fb), as I do not receive RS. I KNOW… shocking that I get all my musical knowlege so organically I don’t need to get RS. Also cool he likes Bargatze… we spent 14days in Iraq together on that stand up tour a couple years ago. He IS great.
At 6:30 PM, I learned that the inventor of the remote control had died. At 6:35 PM, I determined that this was the ultimate set up for a hack comedy joke. At 7, I set out to write 20 terrible punchlines to that set up. I accomplished this goal by 8:45. At 9:30 pm, I read some of those punchlines on stage. Surprisingly, maybe three got a laugh. Here they are in their entirety.
Set Up:
The inventor of the remote control died today.
Punchlines
*These were crossed out because I deemed them too terrible
**I hate me too right now.
via Ally Millar.
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Guys, I very nearly peed myself laughing when I saw this. For serious.
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All I can think of when exchanging pleasantries with attractive women at #IWNY
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(Source: meiringens)
The band that anticipated #OWS by two years (at least) is playing in Brooklyn next month, and you can damned be sure I’ll be on the front lines of this one.
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I watch this a lot. It’s got some of the better interviews you’ll see in music