January 2011
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Text message blows up suicide bomber by accident →
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Pretty sure this is the first time I hear about terrorism and the first thing that comes to mind is “play him off, keyboard cat”
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Me: Caleb just sounds like a name you’ve only ever heard playing Oregon Trail
Tim: Watch him die of dysentery in the off season.
Me: He might try to ford Julius Peppers
” —Convo with the ex-roomate.
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“Jerry: “So you wanna grab a bite?”
George: “I can’t. I gotta make the weekly call to the folks.”
Jerry: “So call now.”
George: “I gotta prep. I need a couple of anecdotes, a few you-were-right-abouts. It’s a whole procedure.” —It’s funny cause it’s true. [Seinfeld]
George: “I can’t. I gotta make the weekly call to the folks.”
Jerry: “So call now.”
George: “I gotta prep. I need a couple of anecdotes, a few you-were-right-abouts. It’s a whole procedure.” —It’s funny cause it’s true. [Seinfeld]
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“One of the scariest developments of the past year has been the rise to the mainstream of a loose collective of overwhelmingly white reactionaries, defined by a self-contradicting hatred of East Coast elites, a complete inability to understand nuance, and an irrational fear of losing their dominance over a deeply flawed and somewhat scary cultural narrative. I’m talking, of course, about Vampire Weekend haters.”
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Bad form to quote yourself, I know, but allow me this indulgence.
