Ethan Stanislawski On The Internet

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November 2011

35 posts

“If I was a vegetable, and I was a brussel spout, I’d be going, ‘man, I know people love brussel sprouts. I just have to get out to the people.’ But then you go ‘y’know, people might not like brussel sprouts. I might have what I have.’ But I see how my fans laugh, and I don’t wanna turn my back on the people who love me.” —Patrice Oneal, dead at 41.
Nov 30, 20117 notes
#patrice oneal #rip #sad #comedians #stand-up
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Man, I thought the end of Season 4 would’ve kicked all the cynical, jaded assholes out of the Dexter fanclub. Guess there were still a few trolls left who happen to write for major newspapers, weeklies, and blogs. #whydoibother

Nov 28, 20110 notes
#i'd expect it from the commenters but come on #internet trolls #tv critics #dumb #plot twists #you people are spoiled #dexter #spoilers #stupid
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) → last.fm
  1. The Hold Steady (19)
  2. Nirvana (15)
  3. The White Stripes (15)
  4. Prince (15)
  5. Stiff Little Fingers (14)

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

Nov 23, 20110 notes
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“Led Zeppelin doesn’t play half-time shows. If anything, the Super Bowl should be played at intermission of a Led Zeppelin show.” —Kissing Suzy Kolber
Nov 23, 20111 note
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Nov 23, 20112 notes
#happens more than you think #community
“Costigan: You don’t have any cats.
Madolyn: No.
Costigan: I like that.”
—The Departed
Nov 22, 20111 note
Human Upskirt (Album) Pissed Jeans

Realized that the reason I can’t quite commit to David Comes To Life is because another band has surpassed Fucked Up as my favorite neo-hardcore punk band

Nov 22, 201123 notes
#Fucked Up #pissed jeans #david comes to life #human upskirt #hardcore punk #noise rock
Nov 21, 20111 note
#bradley cooper #gay #people magazine #wet hot american summer
Nov 21, 2011265 notes
Nov 17, 20111 note
Riot Rhythm Sleigh Bells

The 60s had long hair. The 80s had mohawks. 2011 has kids lon headphones who don’t get out of your way.

Nov 17, 20110 notes
#ows #not moving #protest #things that scare old people #Sleigh Bells
College Football: Columbia Bans Marching Band From 0-9 Football Team's Finale Because The Band Made Fun Of The Team(via @Deadspin) → deadspin.com

College football has never been anything but comedy in my life

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“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.” —Friendly reminder.
Nov 16, 20119 notes
#constitution #ows #first amendment #human rights #wtf #we're not america anymore #friendly reminder
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“Seems to me there are three ways out of despair. One is faith in Christ, the second is to become enraged by the world and makes its nose bleed for it, and the third is the love of a woman.” —John Obsorne, Luther.
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