December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Beck (14) Ramones (12) The Postal Service (10) Fucked Up (9) Sleater-Kinney (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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WatchWatch
The best thing about the New Yorker’s article on Portlandia is that you can’t ask people if they’ve read it without being parodied on Portlandia.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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The Also Rans of the 2011 Retrospectives – Part... →
It’s safe to say that 2011 was a more event-heavy year than most in my lifetime. For me personally, it was the probably worst year of my life (beating out 2009, with some…
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
Lyrics from 2011 I have sung to myself more than...
“Louie Louie you’re gonna die” “Open up a restaurant with Ted Danson” “All the hot girls wear glasses, yeah!” “Things will be better in Chicago” “You should really think it over.”
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
The White Stripes (30) Sleater-Kinney (30) The Hold Steady (30) The Black Keys (20) Hüsker Dü (20) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Mannequin Men (18) Gorillaz (17) Jonathan Richman And The Modern Lovers (11) The White Stripes (8) Hüsker Dü (8) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 13th
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“Pest: You’re quite fit you know? Have you got a boyfriend? Sam: Yeah....”
– My favorite quote of 2011
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Historical Parallels
Tim Tebow isn’t Jesus. He’s just another weak leader who sets himself up for physical punishment while being surrounded by an amazing defense that causes opponents to make mistakes in an overwhelmingly hostile environment, thereby winning in a war of attrition.
Dec 12th
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Dec 8th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Pixies (86) Vampire Weekend (17) The Kinks (16) of Montreal (13) Future of the Left (11) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 8th
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My Comedy Shows This Week
Monday, 12/5: Casual Sketch Stand-Up Mic Identity Bar: 511 E. 6th Street (between Avenues A/B), NYC 8 p.m. www.casualsketchcomedy.com Tuesday, 12/6 Beautiful Comedy Beauty Bar, 231 E 14th St (between 3rd Ave & Second Ave), NYC 9 p.m. www.beautifulcomedy.com Saturday 12/10 True Story Chicago Gorilla Tango Theatre, 1919 N. Milwaukee Avenue, Chicago 5:30 p.m. ...
Dec 5th
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Pattern I Need To Break
A woman finds out I do stand-up comedy. She asks me how vulgar I get. I decline to answer. She tells me she can handle it. I utter the phrase “rectovaginal fistula.” She stops talking to me.
Dec 4th
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Today’s the day to make this satire less piercing.
Dec 1st
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