Ethan Stanislawski On The Internet: Archive

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I’m pretty sure this song will be playing at my wedding. If, for no other reason, that women who don’t like this song generally are the types to have a moral opposition to marriage.

Mar 29, 20128 notes

#crypto-mensch #borderline emo #things i love #vampire weekend #romantic #i'm a 13 year old girl at heart #love #pop music

“I’m not a lesbian, I’m sad, and it reads the same.” —In one sentence, Morgan Murphy defines the women in my life. [Fallon]

Mar 29, 20121 note

They Want Us to Make a Symphony Out of the Sound of Women Swallowing Their Own Tougues Le Tigre

For all the hundreds of thousands of dollars that have been spent on my education, nothing I was taught in school about women taught me better than Kathleen Hanna.

Mar 26, 20126 notes

#mc to a degree that you can't get in college #feminism #le tigre #they want us to make a symphony of the sound of women swalling their own tongues #pop music

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Mar 26, 20121 note

#helpful advice #tv shows #mad men #advertisements #bud ice penguin #creepy #dooby dooby do

“But the difference between an MPDG and (would-be MOH) Kristen Wiig in Bridesmaids is that Wiig’s craziness is funny because it’s temporary. It’s induced by her circumstances. She wouldn’t normally get into fights with pre-teens in jewelry stores. She’s been pushed to the brink by a failure hat trick: messing up her love life; losing her business; and alienating her best friend. But her policeman suitor isn’t fascinated by her predicament—he’s concerned. He’s charmed by her—and turned off by her mania.” —Zooey Deschanel: What, Exactly, Is a “Manic Pixie Dream Girl”? [Slate]

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Mar 25, 20121 note

#community #jeff winger #beefcake airways #dean #things i love #humorous

“Sportswriters and sports fans love narratives. They love comparisons, they love context—they love stories. But Tim Tebow, man, Tim Tebow is too much story. It turns everything we like about sports into a talking point, one person on television yelling at another person on television. (There is a reason ESPN, more self-aggrandizing every year, has a particular obsession with Tebow.) It turns sports into a morality play, set in the same ceaselessly contentious key as politics. It makes sports not fun. I thought I was safe, with him all the way across the country in Denver. But now he has found me. Now he is a Jet. And he’s all my mother is going to want to talk about.” —Will Leitch, nailing it once again [NYMag]

Mar 24, 2012

#Tim Tebow #nonstories #stupid #sports #new york jets #football #sports media

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